“Bitcoin is the solution. Everything else is noise.”

“There are decades when nothing happens, and there are weeks when Bitcoin happens.”

“Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.”

“It’s going up forever, Laura. Forever.”

“Lost coins only make everyone else’s coins worth slightly more. Think of it as a donation to everyone.”

“If you don’t believe it or don’t get it, I don’t have the time to try to convince you, sorry.”